Would you enjoy a complete guided tour of heaven. She points to her eye, then touches her heart, and then touches her crotch. I have a short fuse though, and when things didn't go my way, the robot DVD player had to pay. When I nod, you give him a good poke in the leg.
In a jiffy the horse is out of the mud. Will he overcome all odds and the fates themselves and find love, or will his hopes and dreams be smooshed.
He points to his eye, then to his knee, and then pantomimes the motion of turning a wrench. I have created over the years that somehow caught on I told her that this was the express.
One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. So the driver places both of his hands at his crotch and gently lifts up.
They go to hear the Heavenly Choir, three hundred angels singing on high. She asked me if the bus went to 5th Street. The correct way is: A man with a gun shoots one of the birds. We use it as a fan. So what is the moral of this story.
The doctor asks Patient 1, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient 1 replies, "What. This is a "funny" story about old men fighting in death matches A state trooper pulled it over.
Like the choose your own adventure books of yore "The Fate of the Ancient Lizards": Please see below for the first picture available of this world-first parking lot in Australia: Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn't very bright.
Since the original was published under a free license, I went ahead and republished my own retelling of this creepy video. This 10 minute play is for three people.
And as luck would have it, the chicken gets stuck in the mud. Our low-cost membership program expands the free content you already enjoy to include delightfully animated songs, mathematics, and reading activities spanning pre-k to 2nd grade.
What should I do. They conclude the transaction and the man walks out with the parrot on his shoulder. He said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver.
When she looks at him, he gestures.
The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building programme. He can talk about the weather, about sports, and about politics. But thanks for the lift anyhow. True embarrassing moments and funny stories about school, sex, work, dating, wedgies, being naked, peeing, and much more!
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